Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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