Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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