can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
FUCK WHALES
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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