Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!

(708): View more from Illinois

read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy

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(540): View more from Virginia

I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours

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(209): View more from California

Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.

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