so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
