So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
and i looked up. we had an audience...
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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