I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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