He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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