is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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