Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Holy shit dude........stairs
Randomize
