It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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