I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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