Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
