her vagine was all disorganized.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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