Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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