He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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