we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
we should paint friendship bongs
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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