You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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