i'm signing you up for texting rehab
People in love make me want to vomit
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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