Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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