FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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