They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
