Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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