I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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