I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I could fuck to npr.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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