that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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