I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My balls are so social today.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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