I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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