we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
where are my eyebrows?
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