I never want to see another naked old woman again.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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