The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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