And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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