Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
