I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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