I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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