their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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