so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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