No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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