He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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