But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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