So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Your cock deserves a montage
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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