Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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