kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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