Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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