so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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