don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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