So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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