ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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