escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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