Im at strip club and am horny
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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