we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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