if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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