I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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