Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You should frame my arrest warrant.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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