I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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