Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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